An homage to "Goodfellas." In order to be taken more seriously and to be a "somebody," Stan becomes a meter maid who seems to have all the power. Now he's getting the good tables at restaurants (threatening to ticket and tow), pocketing quarters from meters, and impressing Francine with his prowess until he realizes, crime and this lifestyle don't pay. In the B story, Haley poses nude for a college art class and is surprised to see Roger there. Roger's nude of Haley is mistaken by Steve for just an average "naked woman."